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Cheating pigs have no right to be buttsore over being outted as cheaitng pigs.

Ryan's new attire

2008-09-08T03:59:00Z

Oh shiz, you guys. I just realized after seeing recent pics that Ryan Ross might finally have ditched his "New Age" hippie flower shirts!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

For hot suits that fit!!!!!!

While I'm estatic, a small part of me mourns. Cause his uniqueness is floating away~. But maybe this is precluding the return of the rosevest y/y?

VMAs

2008-09-08T03:28:53Z

Just finished watching. Pretty boring but what could we expect from MTV nowadays?

Although Panic lost, I was estatic that the Jonas Brothers lost not just once, but twice to BRITNEY SPEARS!!!!

And my favorite part was when Miley Cyrus got her butt handed to her by Tokio Hotel. WHOOT! They and their fans officially win for that!

For once, no Disney people got a prize; always a good thing.

Olympics

2008-08-08T03:20:07Z

Woah. It's starting in 8 hours. Since so many of their athletes are having problems, the Americans are so gonna lose. Wait, I live there.

D:

I put Brendon's face on Facestat for fun

2008-06-18T01:20:04Z

For those of you who don't know, it's a site where you upload a picture of you or yourself and other users judge it.

Here's what the people thought of Brendon (and I'm assuming most didn't know who the hell he was):

Ethnicity: White but 1/4 thought he was Native American
Gender: Male (no dispute)
Age: Most thought 18-24; the average was 23
Sexual Orientation: maybe straight (the gay definenetly outweighted the straight)
Relationship status: single (less than 1/4 thought he was dating)

And here's the sad part-
Attractive: Not bad and Repulsive were tied.

REPULSIVE????? I was staring at the screen with my mouth hanging open when I saw that. Obviously, people don't know a good thing when they see one.

People described him as: fun, funky, cool, trendfollower, coowl, interesting, sexyman, boring, dickhead, fukinidiot, and hot.

The sad thing is, 3/4 of the voters were WOMEN.

I'm torn between shock, hilarity, and tears right now. People, go on Facestat right now and correct this injustice!

EDIT: Also am going to post Jon Walker's picture up next.

ANOTHER THING

2008-06-15T05:45:06Z

Sorry, just have to rant for a sec.

To all the crazy fangirls: If you love [insert favorite band/group name] so much, why is it that you're determined to physically harm them? Dude, that's even worse than the people who tried to hurt them because they hate them. Seriously, what you should do is attack the people who atack your favorite musician. Just saying.

*rant due to my friend telling me about a fangirl that basically made a singer get a concussion when she tackled him to the ground. That and I remembered poor Jared Leto getting a broken nose due to overenthusiastic fans basically mauling him.

Just saw pictures of the Urie Clan...

2008-06-15T05:41:39Z

While they are relatively attractive (specially Kara and Matt), I don't quite think they are on par with Brendon. At all. Damn. There goes fantasy #7.

Just found out today's Friday the Thirteenth

2008-06-13T19:28:14Z

Screamed "Holy shiz!" really loudly. Too bad I have to take a placement test for an SAT class today. 3 hours long. ;_;

In other bad news, Japan is cracking down on their almost nonexistent obesity by making overweight people pay fines. Cept the standard are really hard to achieve. Wish they did this in the US instead but I just know that there are going to be some fat people out there who won't give up their twinkies and call it a hate crime.

Holy Shiz

2008-06-06T04:12:20Z

My dad joined the army reserve. My first reaction: WTF???? He's a middle age, out of shape, short Asian man!
The sadder thing? He was convinced to by this Lady from our church who also joined the army. But only because she liked joining things. Once woke up at 5 am to protest the people protesting Tibet. Only to go there and protest on an empty street. Yeah.

Even if my dad somehow gets drafted into Iraq though (I highly doubt it - they're not THAT desperate), it'd be all his fault. He's always bragging about joining the army but when 9/11 hit, OHOHOHO. All the bravery was thrown out the window. He made some lame excuse about holding down the home front.

Plus if he went to Iraq, he's die from fear before he'd even get there.

I laughed when I saw this on facestat.com

2008-06-01T22:28:01Z

Sorry!
Turns out Yahoo put us on their front page without any giving us any warning... (We appreciate the traffic but weren't ready for a 1000x increase in load :)) We're working on getting the site back up in the next couple hours. Send an email to request@doloreslabs.com, and we'll send you an invite when we're back up, or check back in once we're off the front page.

My sister destroyed my Panic puzzle

2008-05-30T23:08:18Z

she broke into my room and took it out from the safe and clean place I had kept it in. then in front of me "accidentally" spill them on the dirty floor. I told her to just put it in a pile and leave it there but she just had to start doing it. So I woke up Jonathan by getting up, attempting to kick her ass, and then fixing the puzzle. Which, until now, has not been touched by anyone other than myself and the assembler. And would've not ever been used but thank goodness I did the jigsaw the day before. If I hadn't, I'd have murdered her.

But now it's safe in my room again. Though a little battered.

Bottom Line: Get a room with a lock if you have a little sister.

American Idol

2008-05-24T20:43:10Z

I only watched the finale out of the entire series and only the last 10 minutes at that. But I teared up when David Cook won. something about him reminds me of Jon Walker...guy liner? The sweet personality? I don't know but I'm glad he won. Though slightly dissapointed he did cause he could've lost like Chris Daughtry and come back a bigger star which was a wonderful way of giving a giant finger to Kat McPhee. PLUS, she got dropped from her label. >D

That aside, a lot of tear jerking series finales.

Gossip Girl - OMG.Did NOT see that coming. Though I thought it should've happened a long time ago.

Bawled watching House though I did not like the character that died all too much. I would've cried more but my bro and sis had to watch with me andthat kinda ruined everything with them asking questions about WHAT WE JUST WATCHED every 5 seconds.

Gay Marriage Legalized in my Home State

2008-05-16T04:14:36Z

WHOOT!

Of course, my mother was less than thrilled. She said something about after this, people will want to marry goats and chairs.

She said that gays marrying violated the sanctity of marriage.

I pointedly asked her where the sanctity and holiness and preciousness of her straight marriage was. She had no answer. >D

I was pretty darn proud and then told her that since half of straight marriages end in divorce, it certainly can't get worse than it already is.

She left the room. (Hehehe.)

I've got a severe case of Writer's Block

2008-05-12T03:12:11Z

This time, it's not even a half assed excuse for not writing like it usually is. I ACTUALLY HAVE NO IDEAS IN MY HEAD. Omg. I'm slightly freaking out. I WANT MY IDEAS BACK! I even have my pick of half finished stories to choose from but when I read them, my mind goes blank. I don't know how to continue or how it should end.

I've been trying many methods but it just doesn't seem to be working. Music, walking, reading stories all failed me. I can only doodle badly drawn pictures now. *sad face*

I was lurking and I saw...

2008-05-10T01:17:42Z

XX_shara comment on one of the official Panic fan lj posts (it was about Pete's blog)and she was having a convo with someone about how Pete would write slash.

ok soz ryro grabbs bdens coc n lyke, stroakes it up n down n ryan gos 'oh yah bb, u no how i lykes it' n bden goz 'lol ily' nd dey liv hapilly eva afta.

I just about DIED laughing. So I had to share. I'm such a stalker. XP

After watching TGG a few more times...

2008-05-03T19:46:08Z

I'm really wishing they had an Old Ryan in a rosevest. And casted MiniRyan as Brendon - so hyper! And obviously the star of the music video.

As for Jon falling off the bike/ Ryan doing a face plant (in the behind the scenes) - EPIC PHAIL! They just had to give poor JWalk the tallest bike. But hey, Brendon managed to catch Ryan in the nick of time!

Wanna know something sad people?

2008-05-03T05:35:05Z

I forgot TGG premired today. AGAIN. Gah. But luckily, my instinctive Panic kicked in and I knew I should go on today for some reason despite all the crap going on in my life. (Some guy named something along the line of Hacker randomly decided to AIM me. I rejected - too scared there'd be a picture of his peen or something.)

I LOVED the music video but for some reason, I was not nearly as estatic about it as NITA despite it being better. Maybe cause the 2 year wait built up my happiness to the nth power at finally seeing something Panic that time? Or maybe I'm too conditioned to seeing their awesome music videoss that they have to really step up to impress me.

Either way - can totally see Old Brendon make the moves on Ryan.

After watching the new episode of House m.D. last night...

2008-04-30T02:57:00Z

I've concluded that the script writers have been lurking the House/Wilson fan base for quite a while.

Giving the slash fans what they want,eh? Instant gratification.

I like it. Now if only they'll give Chase and House more lurve scenes together...

Day of Silence

2008-04-25T03:11:09Z

Whooo boy. Day of Silence is coming up. This protest only started last year in my school and they didn't get the word out properly. This year, we had to fight school officials for 3 weeks to get it allowed.

I'm debating whether or no to put duct tape over my mouth - both as a symbol and to keep my mouth shut. My throat hurted last time from trying not to talk and I last till 6th period. Stupid Art class.

This year, I'm sure I can make it through. Even though I have to do my spanish presentation through mime and writing. But hey, no bitch of an english teacher this year.

Ok, I knew Panic was Mtv Artist of the Week

2008-04-08T00:07:15Z

Fine, I lie. I DIDN'T. But I knew there were photos of them on a beach surrounded by big balls of light.

But when I was browsing the channels and happened to see ANTM reruns, I clicked. And lo and behold, Panic is singing on the beach with Spencer shaking his thingamajigger. Didn't get to see Jon though. But anyways, I let out a huge shriek that made my brother look at me funny. It was worth it.

I officially cannot hate Mtv anymore.

Saw my first horror movie

2008-04-07T04:19:05Z

I'd never seen one before out of my chicken ways but I finally worked up the nerve after being tempted to go to the mall (which I have not for months) with two of my awesomest friends.

It was Shutter.

Some things I've learned from that experience:

PG-13 horror movies aren't that scary

Don't go to Japan

Stop taking so many fucking pictures

The reasons Americans get killed in horror movies is because they are dumbfucks who go follow the creepy thing when they should just RUN THE FUCK OUT OF THERE

Never have a relationship with a japanese woman - she will go batshit insane ghost haunting on your ass

All Japanese based horror movies are the same - according to my friends; they said it was too much like Grudge

Don't drink a bunch of boba before going - 3 bathroom breaks

When they're not screaming, the actors are pretty bad at acting

Don't go back to the fucking place where the fucking ghost was

scaring the crap out of a woman and smashing her face against a glass is not a good way to warn her that her husband is a douchebag

scared woman should not scream at a very angry and dangerous ghost that said husband never loved her

don't let a creepy woman stick her orochimaru touch in your mouth - ew

Just watched the new South Park Episode

2008-04-03T04:05:32Z

It's sad for me to say that all of a sudden, I realized how useless the Writer's Strike (in...AMERICA!) was. Damn you South Park for influencing my own opinions!

But how they portray the Canadians was cool, cute, and funny. Or retarded. Especially Terrance and Philip. "I'm not your buddy, brah!"

I've been helping rock Jonathan to sleep today

2008-03-31T03:35:14Z

And I've been playing Pretty. Odd. I think he likes it. He became wide eyed and smiled at me.

For some reason, he always falls asleep when "Northern Downpour" is playing. So now I'm in his room playing it and making sure he can breathe. Poor guy has a stuffy nose.

Watching the rerun of ANTM...

2008-03-31T03:06:32Z

I was pretty offended that they made Emo a genre of music for the photo shoot considering I listen to a lot of bands that apparently fit that description. C'mon people, if emo is classified as angsty lyrics than Linkin Park would be emo,

My favorite part:

"It looks like grunge."
"It's emo."
"Emo? So this is white people music."
"Yes, it's white people music. Welcome to our world."

lol. Reverse racism but yeah. Never really thought of it as white people music but there you go. Miss J. Alexander, reinforcing the racial stereotypes.

I PHAIL

2008-03-27T00:43:11Z

Yesterday was Pretty Odd Day as you all know. Except me. That's right kids.

I FORGOT.

How's that for phail? Especially since I actually managed to get acess on the computer yesterday AND I've been waiting for this moment since forever. BAH. Plus I only found out since my friend (who doesn't adore Panic as much anymore) asked me if I've seen teh Mad as Rabbits music video.

But I think my heart knew deep down inside. For after months of trying to force one, I finally dreamed of Panic! =D It was soooooooooo good! but a little pretty odd.

More about it later. I'm feeling rather conflicted with my emotions right now...